Fucking wanker

Pretty much the definition of evey boy named jake

“You fucking wanker”

by Us and the boys July 17, 2018

Wankered

Someone who has had too much to drink and is now lieing in a pile on the floor.

"God, look at him. Shit, hes wankered"

"I got completely wankered last night"

by Linzi January 16, 2005

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

winkel

Usually a last name for a person.. Large penis. Sexy. And great at sports. All the girls love him. Has great hair.

Wow he's a real Winkel at football

by Good name57 August 1, 2017

get wicked

Verb; to experience something of intense pleasure, often referred to sexual activities or doing them while under the influence.

"You wanna get wicked?"

"I have to get to class soon, but I don't mind being late."

"Good. We can smoke in the bathroom and I can suck you off afterwards."

by bleachedsand November 14, 2013

wanker

The other contributors are correct in the literal meaning of the word as "one who masturbates", however in Australia, it is used more like a slightly more vulgar synomym for words like fool or idiot

Did you know Brad got fired again for stealing from the boss - what a wanker

by Bruno January 15, 2005

Wanker

Someone who beats off a lot or too much.

Man Jeff Martin is such a wanker. He beats it like 3 times a day.

by Wanker 88 February 21, 2010