Wizzank

In the act of mastubation urine ejaculates from the urethra

Colin was bored so had a wizzank. Piss was everywhere!

by Jeffvancherrywinkle November 4, 2018

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whiz-race

The impromptu "time-contest" that you are forced to wage with an approaching vehicle when you step off da sidewalk to pee and there is little concealing "cover"; you therefore have to actively "hurry your bladder" in a desperate effort to "drain yer radiator" quickly enough to "beat da clock" --- i.e., to finish "whizzing" and get your pants zipped back up before the "whizzing" car gets close enough for its occupants to catch sight of you wif yer tallywacker out.

I try to always choose a thickly-vegetated spot in which to take a leak when I'm out walking along country lanes, but occasionally there is such a lengthy stretch of sparse bush-growth that I am unable to "hold it" long enough to eventually reach denser roadside-foliage; I therefore have to "hold a whiz-race" if I hear one or more vehicles approaching in the distance.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

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Whazz

The momentum or rate of velocity of an object.
Esp. the cue ball in the game of Snooker.

'When the cue ball comes of a second cushion there won't be as much whazz in it, as there is off one cushion'

by Origins of words December 14, 2018

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whizm

the satisfaction of whizzing

damn bro i went to the bathroom and i took a whiz and i had a whizm

by sirhanglecock May 23, 2019

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Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.

Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp

by Stoney69 October 10, 2019

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