Kinnett wasted

The act of two people drinking too much.

Jarred and I got Kinnett wasted last weekend.

by Floridaboy October 10, 2013

North western snorkel

When a male puts his nose in the females butt hole and blows out as hard as he can.

" I gave my girlfriend the best north western snorkel last night"

by Fishdick Jesus January 16, 2014

worst western

Best Western hotel

Aka Best Western Dave: Hey Crystal, how was the Best Western? Crystal: More like the Worst Western, I couldn't sleep, the assholes next door kept banging all night.

by Sin n Cry February 1, 2014

Book Wasted

After you have read a book for so long (especially at night) that you can't remember or concentrate on anything else, besides what you were reading, until you conk out.

"I read Twilight for 3 hours last night and couldn't stop thinking about it until I fell asleep."

"Wow, you must have been completely book wasted!"

by craigishilarious March 5, 2014

hood wasted

Messed up on malt liquor. Sometimes incidentally, just because you were chilling on the stoop and somebody showed up with it.

We were just hanging out front, not even planning on staying up late. Next thing you know the neighbor showed up and everybody ended up hood wasted.

by mrsomoasun April 17, 2015

Lucy Wasted

Insanely drunk to the point of foaming at the mouth. You drank Waaayyyyyyy too much.

"Are you drunk right now?"
"Man, I'm past drunk, I'm Lucy Wasted."

by nothing better to do April 17, 2015

ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly

Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016