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Washington Monument

Noun.

A sexual maneuver in which a man engages in sexual intercourse with a woman from behind (i.e, doggie style). Then, upon climax, the man pulls out and ejaculates in that sexy little dimple in the woman's back (forming the Reflecting Pool) and immediately claps his hands above his head (forming a point) and holds this position until slapped.

Note: This move is enhanced if the man holds a blinking red light in his hands and/or whistles "Hail to the Chief" during the formation of the monument.
Dude, I was fucking this hottie last night and gave her the ol' Washington Monument. I felt so patriotic.

Guy at a bar goes up to a cute girl and asks, "Have you ever visited the Washington Monument?" The girl replies, "No, why?" The guy answers, "Would you like to?" The guy then takes the girl back to his place and proceeds to perform the above mentioned act.
by JD, esq. March 11, 2008
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washington heights

Where the haze is at...
Yo son, let's go to washington heights and cop a dub.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)
I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears
by pwen prior October 14, 2003
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Washington Apples

A reference to the testicles of Washington boys.
Girl: I wouldn't mind sucking on his Washington Apples.
by LawSchoolNerd March 12, 2009
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aggressive street walking

when you are walking in the street or anywhere and jump off and onto benches or poles and do spins off them.
"I was aggressive street walking and did a 360 spin"
by lpskia182 January 6, 2009
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walking tall

acting like your big, not giving a shit about anything.
Yea im walking tall fool. get the fuck outta my way before i fuck u up.
by J 0 K A April 3, 2006
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Wanking

my mum walked into my room last night and caught be wanking
by snookiwantsmooshsmoosh8888 January 12, 2011
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