by Gregory Egg October 24, 2023
Get the Walmart Songmug. The shithole of humanity. Once you enter their store, you will find yourself ashamed to be a part of your species. Especially when you see someone you knew once, which is really awkward.
Ex: "Hey, do you wanna go to Walmart today? Gotta pick up some groceries."
"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!
"Fuck Walmart and their low, low prices!
by Gregthisiswhywehateyou3 September 15, 2018
Get the Walmartmug. A place where overly sized balooga whale looking ass people who take way too much time on those scooters who a4e Shit parents. A place where Most of the time people play the game, "is it sleeping or is it dead"
by IphoneSlayer1713 March 26, 2017
Get the WalMartmug. Devin: “My wife really likes to shop at Walmart, it’s her favorite store.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
Get the Walmart-Americanmug. by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
Get the Walmart skateboardmug. when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
Get the boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employeemug. DogeCoin Investor: "Woah dude have you seen the Whales pumping Request Network (REQ™)??"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
DepressedCoin Investor: "What you mean the same 5 walmart whales pumping 100K at a time?"
by Smelly Toes™ August 20, 2021
Get the Walmart Whalemug.