A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife March 31, 2016
The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
by A mates wife August 08, 2019
Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.
As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”
“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
by Carma-cat October 12, 2020
The modern term for "sugar momma".
The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023
Hey you know Noodles_.wife?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
Yeah the person that uses they/them pronouns and wants a definition on here?
by Hutao👻 August 01, 2021
A magical forest girl, who in rare occasions presents herself with a bag of Tacos after a long journey.
After he summited the mountain, the Taco Wife appeared bearing gifts of Nacho Cheese Supremes and Double Decker Tacos.
by RogueAngel437 June 29, 2019
by Thebadbitchisherehaha October 22, 2018