thats what she said

making something completely unsexual, and making it sexual.

two guys talking about getting off the freeway:
"dude you better slow down or else you wont be able to get off"
"thats what she said"

or, another scenario:
"slow down it wont fit!"
"thats what she said"

by raaafael September 17, 2007

what's the catch

a question regarding the condition that is expected to follow a generous favor; "catch" could also be used individually as a term for a condition

Scott: Hey man, my boss got us two free tickets to see the Lakers game.
Joe: What's the catch?

Scott: My girlfriend said that you can come to the party, but you can't bring any liquor
Joe: Damn! I knew there'd be a catch!

by RandomStephanie July 2, 2007

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

Internet meme that came about after some kid said it on a comment when Youtube.com was raided with porn. Usually said after something that adults talk about/kids wouldn't get. Not to be said in real life, like most other memes.

Anon A: I was wondering, do you guys prefer anal sex or vaginal sex?

Anon B: I'm 12 years old and what is this?

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Anon A: Do you think its worth it to have sex without a condom?

Anon B: I'm 12, what is this??
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Anon A: My girlfriend just blew me, shit was SO cash.

Anon B: inb4 I'm 12 and what is this

Anon C: I'm only twelve, what is this?!

by JD13 July 25, 2009

what?

An interrogative pronoun often used to seek clarification.

Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What?!"
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying. Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say "what" again! Say - "what" - again! I dare you! I double-dare you motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: Shoots Brett in the shoulder Does he LOOK like a bitch?!
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

by Tamek March 21, 2007

That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"

by Nikki Duff August 26, 2008

What's the craic?

A phrase from the Irish word craic meaning with the English/urban equivalent of: what is happening in your life since last we met./give me the 411.

cultural similarities between Celtic communities in the UK has allowed the slang terms to have acceptable usage in all Celtic community dialects.

1:-So what's the craic? doin fine still up north, TB
2:-nowt much, started college this week.

by Urban Dictionary September 9, 2006

What in the ham sandwich

Another form of "What the HELL?"

What in the ham sandwich is goin' on here?

by LaTanya Baker October 2, 2005