Whittlin

When a dude jerks off into a tea cup.

'Dude, Johnny's at home whittlin' again...'
'How do you know?'
'He keeps leaving all the tea cups laying around'

by jayare25 May 4, 2013

Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress

Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014

wrestling your eel

Another way of saying Masturbating, wrestling your eel

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I was home alone, guess
Guy 1: You were probably wrestling your eel all day
Guy 2: Yeah

by Cokra April 19, 2016

wisting

Where a guy/girl shoves the wist up that pussy.

"OHHHH BABY, Shove that wist up there harder and do it lots." ! UHHH UHH UH
(keep on wisting hard)

by whisting January 12, 2017

Wrestling

A weird gay form of wrastling

My discouraged my friend for joining the wrestling team and not the wrastling team.

by The Rad Dad April 21, 2018

Whizzling

When you try to say whistling but have a seizure saying it

Stop whizzling!
You're whizzling too loud...
I can't whizzle :/

by Ben_PGoT November 15, 2018

Wrestling with the firehose

When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.

"Whoa, is it raining out there?"

"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."

by koreatown May 2, 2019