Jor Jor well

The man responsible for writing "Animal Farm" and "1984"

jor jor well books are fire

by CrimsonRabbit November 21, 2022

clean up well

To look good in formal attire or in an attire not typically expected of a person.

To clean up well:

A: Wow, check out John in that suit!
B: Man, he sure cleans up well.

by alayla July 9, 2009

All Too Well

Taylor Swift's masterpiece of a song. Well known for its 10 minute duration. Since Americans will measure with anything but the metric system, All Too Well is now a unit of measurement that means 10 minutes.

Her: "My parents aren't home today ;)"
Me: "I'll be there in 6 All Too Well's"

by Matt_Errorrr December 16, 2021

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 9, 2021

Well I'll Be Damned

To express surprise or shock. Mostly used in the southern United States.

Guy 1: Come here dude. You gotta look at these tits. They're huge.
Guy 2: Well I'll be damned!

by Evil_Jesus February 26, 2009

all too well

a song you can cry to for 10 minutes straight

Person 1: hey, have you heard Taylor swift’s new song, all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version) (from the vault)?
Person 2: no, ill go listen to it, i guess
Person 1: you better be mentally prepared
Person 2: yeah, yeah, whatever

Person 2, 10 minutes later: YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST
Person 1: *sighs in swiftie

by dnf stan February 25, 2022

Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.

Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"

by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011