shit waxed

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.

Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!

by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

Wax ninja

One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.

I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today

by Wax Ninja June 19, 2014

Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

waxed nugget

the act of slapping someone in the back of their head act of slapping someone very hard in the back of the head

I just waxed Matthew's nugget in other words he got a waxed nugget

by the beast boy 101 May 12, 2015

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

wax actor

A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.

Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.

by Liebs72 November 09, 2015

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by Uncle Snap June 03, 2023