uber vegan

A vegan who is very extreme with their lifestyles.
Pammy is so uber vegan, she only serves Tofurky for Thanksgiving.
by BruinKiller3469 March 20, 2009
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Vegan Doughnut

Gordon Ramsay's definition of a vial woman who may be a dinosaur or a scarecrow scientist is still trying to figure that out but we all know her as That Vegan Teacher. Now, this term is not used lightly it is only used for terrible vegans or anti-McDonald's activists aka more extreme vegans. This is used for vegan democrats that somehow hate anyone of color and anyone who isn't straight.
Bert: Hey Jessie did you like going to McDonald's
Jessie: No I was yelling at the gays and blacks while screaming about dead baby pigs

Bert: GTFO you Vegan Doughnut
by Kevin L. Baker January 25, 2021
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene October 03, 2007
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Vegan extremist

Someone who’s mentally underdeveloped and is extremely vegan and forces/guilt trips others into becoming vegan through fake/exaggerated news and/or propaganda. Also is against fishing/hunting for your own meat despite being highly sustainable

Aka PETA
“These vegan extremists keep calling me a heartless murderer on my Instagram post of the fish I caught”

“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”
by William_milkshakespere March 21, 2020
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Vegan Bastard

A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.
Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard
by Bite em May 31, 2008
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Vegan

A vegan is another way of calling someone gay
Hey bro you wanna get some steak?
Sorry man im a vegan
Oh I didnt know you were gay.
by TheQuantumWorld January 16, 2020
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