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Vineland 

Thomas Pynchon’s criminally underrated tragicomedy novel that was actually one of his better work.

To give some context: the novel came out 17 years after the publication of the groundbreaking epic masterpiece Gravity’s Rainbow, only to disappoint fans and critics alike. Till this day, the book was neglected and was looked down upon.

Don’t listen to the haters; you should read it on your own and came up with your own opinions, instead.
Vineland lacks the sophistication and brilliance in his earlier work, but its nostalgic, melancholic (also very bleak and depressing) tone, sincerity, human characters, loose plot structure, dream-like quality, bittersweet conclusion and raw emotions it evoke makes it my favorite book, both of all time and of Pynchon’s work.

I definitely prefer Vineland over V.; The Crying of Lot 49; Bleeding Edge; Inherent Vice; and, yes, Gravity’s Rainbow.
Vineland by smokweed May 7, 2019
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Nipple vines 

When the hairs around your nipples grow extensively long in a wild twisting manner.
Yo, mama's so hairy, Tarzan himself could swing from her nipple vines.

Dude, I haven't shaved my chest in weeks, I'm beginning to grow nipple vines.
Nipple vines by AngryGuinea August 3, 2010
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dickable vineyard

derived from the terms "dickable" and "vineyard" as defined by urban dictionary

a slang term for a divinely fuck-able pair of breasts
"Man, Wendy sure has a hell of a dickable vineyard"

Smells like vinegar 

Code for a douche. Someone who's not one of your 'gynaz or a pieslice could potentially smell like vinegar.
He said he knows someone who knows someone who could get us a gig. I'm thinking he smells like vinegar.

Salt and Vinegaring 

The act of urinating on/in an individual after ejaculating on/in the individual.
"Pablo...you just jizzed on my tits..?"
"Sorry Janine..let me just wash it off"

-Janine loves a good salt and vinegaring
Vineet is a word derived from sanskrit.
but he is not what it actually means. he knows how to make fun of people and of himself too.
total fun loving and utmost disrespectful to the extent of scratching his balls in public. hyper abusive protocols in front of decent crowd and shawdy behaviour in front of women.
Vineet says"Billa fucks his goats"
"bund maaar"
Vineet by 3303 May 16, 2010
alternative/grunge/garage band from the UK, really good band, good music, good videos, they are my favorite, i recommend you listen to them if you truly want to live!
am i kidding? am i telling the truth? no one knows
*guy* hey did you get that new album by the vines?
* friend* yeah man! it kicked ass!
* guy* i know! whats your favorite song?
* friend* i don't know! they all rock!