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Vegan

A code word for a closeted gay man. True vegans tell everyone they dont eat meat (aka penis) or animal products (like sperm) to throw suspicion off them.
Teddy is such a vegan.
by ClaireCareyBob69 February 15, 2017
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vegan

getting asked where you get your protein like 12 times a day
"If you don't know the difference between vegan's and vegetarian's, a vegan is way more annoying." -

"Shut-up, I don't need meat!" - P. Lawson
by supadupa453098 April 3, 2019
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vegan Nazis

A member of PETA.
by Anonymous June 28, 2003
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Vegan extremist

Someone who’s mentally underdeveloped and is extremely vegan and forces/guilt trips others into becoming vegan through fake/exaggerated news and/or propaganda. Also is against fishing/hunting for your own meat despite being highly sustainable

Aka PETA
“These vegan extremists keep calling me a heartless murderer on my Instagram post of the fish I caught”

“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”
by William_milkshakespere March 20, 2020
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007
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Vegan Bastard

A bastard who wont eat anything that has ever mooved, or even drink goddamn real milk, im sure milking a cow hurts so much, and if these guys went back in time 100 years, they wouldnt live 3 days.
Vegan Bastard: If the human race was all like me, I wouldnt be here to tell you why im a bastard
by Bite em June 2, 2008
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Vegan

A vegan is another way of calling someone gay
Hey bro you wanna get some steak?
Sorry man im a vegan
Oh I didnt know you were gay.
by TheQuantumWorld January 16, 2020
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