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Valentine

the name of the sexiest shin luvr out there, sexy and NOT fat
Valentine is so hot
by Feyrris September 22, 2021
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Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015
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Valentine's Day

A.K.A Make Single People Sad Day. The day when lovers across the world have more sex than usual, also when single people get sad.
I hate Valentine's Day.
by old handle February 13, 2015
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Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true
by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022
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Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.
J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.
by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021
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Valentine

The name of an amazing and cool person. Often creative and funny. Name can be often correlated with the holiday Valentine’s Day. Can be pronounced Valentene or pronounced Valentine exactly like how it’s pronounced when saying Valentine’s Day.
Per. 1: What’s your name?
Per. 2: Valentine
Per. 1: Oh my god, you must be so cool and amazing!
Per. 2: Thank you and yes I am
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.
“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
The frosty valentine”
“What”
Urban dictionary it bitch”
by The lonely man February 7, 2018
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