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urban dictionary

a useless website where lonely 12-year-olds release their frustrations which half of their definitions are sexist, racist, and make no sense and the editors don't bother reading them and click reject instantly or click definitions that are fucking stupid with no thought put into it the only good definitions are lost when the website was made are now ruined with horny fuckboys
person 1: these definitions are stupid I saw cat shit look better

person 2: that's urban dictionary for yah
by manic panic 2 June 10, 2018
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The Urban Wait

The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.

Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.

(six months later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!

(1 year later)

Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
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Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
That boy's an urban toff
by Mappz February 4, 2018
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urban gurgle

A term referencing modern day mumble rappers who may as well be gurgling their ineptitude instead of trying to rap.
The fuck did he say? I can’t understand his urban gurgle
by Urban Gurgle May 16, 2019
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urban gold

Quarters. This form of legal tender, necessary for parking, laundry and other aspects of city living, is usually extremely difficult to locate when needed.
Oh shit, my meter is about to run out.

It's OK, I have a secret stash of urban gold in my car.
by sparklologist December 29, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

why are u even searching it up....? You're literally LOOKING AT IT.
Man 1: What does coochie mean?
Man 2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021
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Urban Meyer

To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
This girl was grinding up on that old guy then he pulled an Urban Meyer
by Pharr October 8, 2021
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