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Twat slime 

The moist goop that builds up in a ladies vaginal quarters when she is in a state of arrousle.
Last night I dressed up as a herring and performed a sexual dance for lady jaimie vonkaufenmister, I must have been doing somthing right as her twat slime was flowing like water from a fucked fridge.
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Twat-letries 

Products relating to vaginal upkeep, refreshment, or stimulation.
Brandon: ...So she asked me to pick up some tampons and I was like, "bitch get your own twat-letries".

Calvin: Nice! We're still going tanning right?

Brandon: Hells yeah!
Twat-letries by Dirty Rogue March 20, 2010

Twat Swatter 

The act or words of a female that prevents another female getting laid. Similar to a cock block but for females.
Jenny says "So you wanna go to the bedroom"
Brad "Well Yes"
Courtney "Hey Jenny have your herpes cleared up?"
Brad "Nevermind"
Jenny "Fuck you, you Twat Swatter"
Twat Swatter by Seargant Shaft June 16, 2010

twat wagon 

a female that is in a wheelchair
katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon
twat wagon by huddicuddi March 20, 2012

Twat skwat 

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.
"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"
Twat skwat by drewskeet January 10, 2013

twat cotton 

I just started bleeding from my vagina, and I need to buy some 'twat cotton'.
twat cotton by Revvie October 22, 2015