by sleep-creep February 22, 2009
Get the Dick Turbin mug.1. The act of getting your friend as drunk as you possibly can, then throwing them into the open hole of a construction site porta-a-john
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
2. Ingesting a large quantity of laxatives, then lying down on your bed while some broad sucks on your balls while she jerks you off. At the exact moment of climax you spray a horrifying amount of liquid shit all over her face and then bust a nut in her eye, all while screaming Turkish nightmare at the top of your lungs.
1. "dude we need to get Eric back for being an asshole, lets give him the Turkish nightmare after he finishes drinking"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
2. "My GF pissed me off last night so I made sure she experienced a real Turkish nightmare"
by JBook July 18, 2006
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by cita March 24, 2005
Get the turfin mug.A person inserts 1 to 2 large bags of jelly beans into their rectum before standing above a blind-folded, second person and shooting them in the chest .
by thekwafer December 25, 2010
Get the Turkish Firing Squad mug.A Tuskin is a form of internet troll who trolls his friends indirectly by stirring up the shit through digital means. A Tuskin will use IM, social media or other electronic forms of communication to rile two people up against each other. The motive behind "Tuskining" someone is usually to make yourself feel better about your own situation by trying to bring down others around you, especially people you interact with as friends.
Tuskin: Hey John, what's the problem with you and Alex?
John: Problem? WTF did he say? He's got some problem with me? Well he can go fuck himself, I've never done anything to him.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, Joe was talking mad shit about you bro. He said you can go fuck yourself.
Alex: I don't have time for cock suckers who talk shit.
Tuskin: Damn John, he's going around telling people you're a closet homosexual. That's fucked up.
John: WTF? I've never done anything to that mother fucker.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, John is running around saying you rape peoples mom. Are you going to take that shit?
John: Problem? WTF did he say? He's got some problem with me? Well he can go fuck himself, I've never done anything to him.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, Joe was talking mad shit about you bro. He said you can go fuck yourself.
Alex: I don't have time for cock suckers who talk shit.
Tuskin: Damn John, he's going around telling people you're a closet homosexual. That's fucked up.
John: WTF? I've never done anything to that mother fucker.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, John is running around saying you rape peoples mom. Are you going to take that shit?
by BobT October 4, 2013
Get the Tuskin mug.The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that escape is very difficult, depending on the throw of only one particular number.
(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)
(See Ottoman Prison for a related term.)
(During a backgammon game.)
You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."
Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."
You: "Now you are in a Turkish Prison and only a 4 will allow you to escape."
Your opponent: "Well at least I'm not in an Ottoman Prison."
by Crater14 January 23, 2011
Get the Turkish Prison mug.An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.
by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010
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