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A Tuskin is a form of internet troll who trolls his friends indirectly by stirring up the shit through digital means. A Tuskin will use IM, social media or other electronic forms of communication to rile two people up against each other. The motive behind "Tuskining" someone is usually to make yourself feel better about your own situation by trying to bring down others around you, especially people you interact with as friends.
Tuskin: Hey John, what's the problem with you and Alex?
John: Problem? WTF did he say? He's got some problem with me? Well he can go fuck himself, I've never done anything to him.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, Joe was talking mad shit about you bro. He said you can go fuck yourself.
Alex: I don't have time for cock suckers who talk shit.
Tuskin: Damn John, he's going around telling people you're a closet homosexual. That's fucked up.
John: WTF? I've never done anything to that mother fucker.
Tuskin: Hey Alex, John is running around saying you rape peoples mom. Are you going to take that shit?
Tuskin by BobT October 4, 2013
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"Man, today I'm telling you, I am tuskin!"
tuskin by Natalie June 6, 2003
when your so dumb that after someone says something you ask again what they said even though you heard it clearly
Chris: Be back at 12:15
Andrew: wait what time?
Chris: bro your so tunkin
Tunkin by Morris10 April 26, 2021
Deriving from the root word "tubby". A tubkin is a person with just a little bit of "tub" or fat on their body, usually in the stomach area.
Guy 1 - "Wow dude that girl is kinda chubby."
Guy 2 - "Nah dude, she's just a tubkin."
Guy 1 - "Oh yeah dude that's true, that's true."
Tubkin by iceegray February 20, 2011

Tuckin Knuckles 

Knuckle tuckin - the art of finger banging . Finger bang
Rhianna doesn't have sex on the first date. But she's down for some tuckin knuckles !"
Tuckin Knuckles by Lets Get Ill November 27, 2016
Ugh, my friend totally came over yesterday and wrecked like everything in my house!
Man, what a tuski.
tuski by J. Bond October 14, 2005

Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.
Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.
Zero Tasking by TRLive August 25, 2010
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