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Turbo Dismount

A low-quality (But good and fun) 2014 vehicle crash test simulator game made by Secret Exit Ltd. Has 32 maps, 39 vehicles and 8 characters that are listed here: Mr. Dismount (Main character), Ms. Dismount, Mr. Heft, Ms. Bumblebee, Mr. Reach, Mr. Stalwart, Ms. Diva and Mr. Ego. There are also npc cars with no view of what's in it, and they don't have damage models. You don't always drive the car, you can drive on driving mode that pops up when switching car routes, but in both cases, no matter if you drive it yourself or not, you have to launch the car, and depending on when you release, the launch strenght will be more. You can also customise the maps with obstacles, which there are 22 of (Excluding empty square) that range from ramps to several road blocks. You can also choose a route for the character to go, and you can drive yourself but if you're on pc you can't use WASD to steer it. Overall a pretty fun game. I don't know if it's only me, but it doesn't show up on Play Store and on Steam it costs... well the cost changes over time. It also has a 2nd game, Turbo Dismount 2. Right now, as I'm writing this on 17th of February 2025, Turbo Dismount 2 is in early access. Check my other article with the name Turbo Dismount 2 to know further.
Person 1: You ever heard of the game Turbo Dismount?

Person 2: Nah man, is it good?

Person 1: Its not good, its amazing
by DJIndustriez February 17, 2025
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turbo dumpy

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass
“damn what i would give to have a turbo dumpy like her”
by sliceofacake March 9, 2022
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turbo ass

Very very bad, poor quality, 0/10
"That D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 8, 2023
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Turbo Job

When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.
by BimmerService June 6, 2018
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turbo virgin

Someone that goes the extra mile to show the world that they're a kissless virgin. A good example is the countless meat riders who will argue till the end of time to defend their beloved Elon Musk who couldn't give 2 shits about their sad existence. Or the losers that call you slurs in a video game because they can't accept the fact that it's time to get a job and move out of their parents' basement.
"What's this guy's problem? I'm going 20 over and he's still on my bumper with high beams on."

"Pull over and let him pass. Don't let that turbo virgin bring you down to his level."
by derp25 January 16, 2025
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Turbo biff

Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake
Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran

Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff
by Nobgobble July 25, 2023
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Texas Turbo Twister

Twisting one’s nutsuck till separation from the shaft occurs
Ole Jimmy been limping around since his girl gave him a Texas Turbo Twister
by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018
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