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The Trinity 

Trinity, simply put, means three!

The Munted Crew doctrine of “The Trinity”, is one of the most important in mainstream Munted faith, as it teaches the unity of Alcohol, Chemicals, and Plant Matter (marijuana) as three substances coming together in one divine party!

“The Trinity” is the point which is reached when all three substances combine to form the pure ultimate in high’s, but be warned this is also a point at which the scales could trip and you could quite easily find yourself waking up in a hospital!

“The Trinity” is often referred to as the King of party enders. To achieve and hold on to “The Trinity” takes great skill and a lot of dedicated practise (and a lot of down time when the scales are overloaded and tipped)!
“The Trinity” should not be attempted with a light hearted approach!
Man the trinity got hold of me last night, boy was I munted for a while there!

Dude did you see Johnny last night? He was running from the trinity for a while but it got him good. He’s ok now he's had his stomach pumped!

Yo, how good was that bro, I rode The Trinity hard all night! Only just got down out of the saddle half hour ago man. What a fucking wicked party!
The Trinity by The party wise kid December 21, 2010

holy trinity 

Why Christianity is really a polytheistic religion.
If you worship more than one god, you're a polytheist. Get over it.
holy trinity by devilzukin December 3, 2003

Holy Trinity 

Having oral, vaginal and anal sex in a single sexual encounter
My boyfriend was so nice to me last night that I gave him the Holy Trinity.
Holy Trinity by I'm a Believer August 13, 2013

the holy trinity 

when you're really depressed about something and nothing you try to do can make you feel better, you...
-take a shot of the cheapest vodka locally available
-chase it with a shot of captain morgans
-chase THAT with a whole beer (preferably bought by someone really sketchy at a local gas station)
john: dude, my girlfriend dumped me today for my best friend.
creepy stranger: shit man that sucks, you want me to go into that arco and buy you some natty ice so you can get the holy trinity on tonight?
the holy trinity by broskisausage February 13, 2010

Holy Trinity 

Shit,shower,sleep.The best way to end a stressful day, and cleanse your body and mind.
friend:"Wanna hangout later? were all going out to the bar,its gonna be a wild night!"
me:"Nah man, I'm taking the road to the Holy Trinity tonight"
Holy Trinity by MargeD. May 15, 2014

Holy Trinity of Rock 

The band RUSH.
Person: Long Live the Holy Trinity of Rock!
Another: Long Live RUSH!