Trigger Finger

When you finger a girl and then make yourself throw up with the same fingers

Bro, didn’t you just finger a girl with that hand? Ah shit dude you just hit the trigger finger !

by Smitty420blazeit January 30, 2021

trigger laugh

a person whose laugh is so funny it triggers you to laugh every time year hear it.

Guy 1: His laugh sounded like a cross between Chewbacca and Hodor
Guy 2: Trigger laugh, eh?

by dlocker8 March 1, 2021

Trigger Jelly

Also known as the Prostate it is a gland surrounding the neck of the bladder in male mammals and releasing prostatic fluid

Man 1: yo I got my trigger jelly checked yesterday. All clear!

by K33P3R March 28, 2021

triggertoad

Something only iconic Pakistani children can become.

"I want to become a triggertoad and save Pakistan!"

by PakistaniGAWD June 26, 2021

Triggernomics

/ˈtriɡər nämiks/

*noun*

An ideology of acceptance of excessive knee-jerk reactions and/or investing an exorbitant amount of emotional energy into being offended by or responding to innocuous words/gestures/phrases without understanding the surrounding context; often used as an attempt to gain acceptance into a like-minded group.

"Is this ok?"

*gives "OK" sign with hand*

"Uhhhh, did you just make that gesture with your fingers!? Do you realize how racist that is!?"

"Put down the triggernomics, I'm just saying that it's 'OK'"

by Practicalogist July 1, 2021

Trigger Mortise

The state after being triggered

“Wow this _____ is entering trigger mortise”

by Saintswamps July 7, 2021

Trigger Disorder

A condition that causes those effected to believe any idea, no matter how basic, will anger any individual.

Wow, i think she has Trigger Disorder, why would food trigger someone?

by average nobody mc nobody face August 31, 2021