by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally
by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

by AliceDane April 29, 2020

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.
by sillofrocks February 15, 2021

Military Term.
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.
See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.
Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels
by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023
