Toweller

A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.

Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?

Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.

Friend: oh yuck!

by Itsyourteachergetbacktowork March 2, 2020

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smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

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pie toweling

When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.

Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.

by AliceDane April 29, 2020

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Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022

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Towel

A person who is such a sweat that they excel in every game they play in, no matter if it’s competitive or not.

That guy is such a towel, he he made a wither farm and then 1v5’d us and won.

by sillofrocks February 15, 2021

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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels

Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.

by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022

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