royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf
common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf
1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.
by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025
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When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
by Phil Beev July 4, 2012
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It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.
by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009
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Get the Loaf mug.by me❤ May 12, 2020
Get the Loaf mug.1. He baked a loaf of bread yesterday.
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”
2. “My dog looks like a loaf of bread!”
“Aww, she’s being a loaf. So cute!”
by aspen411 March 23, 2023
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