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time wasting

the thing your dong right now looking at this
by bogger1999 December 12, 2013
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decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.
Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.
by Anonymous August 4, 2003
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company time

Span of time when you are supposed to be at your job and get your work done, but actually used to do several other activities non-work related.
Can you believe I'm paid 50 bucks an hour to post shit in the Urban Dictionary during company time?
by Lord Cthulhu September 12, 2003
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Old Time Hockey

When you fucking go out there, no bucket, old time woody stick, ccm tacks, winwell gloves and you fucking go out there and hit and club people. Every shot is a slap shot, and you over 35. OLD TIME HOCKEY!
You see Donald club Brashear?!?

Oh baby did I ever. He got fucking Old Timed. YAH YAH! That's Old Time Hockey right there.
by Kevin Sjostrom December 29, 2008
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in due time

Things will get better in due time.

another time when the time is right
by 2flashy12 March 19, 2016
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fap-time

A special time (scheduled or non-scheduled) in a person's day/week where they celebrate by pleasuring themselves, normally in front of a PC.
1. I can't believe Stacy Henry just kissed and pushed-up against me! When I get home, it's FAP-TIME!

2. I need to hurry up with my research, Mike is coming home soon, and saving all of this info is seriously cutting-in on my fap-time.

3. Janice, when you're done with your fap-time, could you wipe off the chair in the computer room? The last fap-time you had made the chair look like a bird-bath.
by pixelsword May 30, 2008
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punk time

refers to the tendency of punk shows (especially house shows) to start well after their advertised start time
I showed up to that hardcore show at eight like it said on the flyer, but the first band didn't start until eleven. fucking punk time.
by mecki messer November 21, 2010
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