wot does tigers eat?

Description or exclamation of stupid speech or actions. An error message. A subtle way to let someone know, they're stupid.

"I think the Pope is a Muslim."
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by K spec May 30, 2006

three times

when a person see'sa girl who looks good. they grab their nutz and hold up the number of times that u would fuck the gurl rated on her hottness

ey swazye, look at that gurl over there..... damn(grabs nutz) three times....no no no no wait 5 times! lol

by iceman92 November 10, 2007

tigerstripe

When human fecal matter is left in a striping pattern within a toilet bowl. This phenomena occurs when especially cantankerous shits don’t want to go down without a fight, they want to leave their mark. Egg sandwiches have been known to increase the frequency of these beautiful and mysterious wonders.

"Bro, did you see the tigerstripe in there? It's a fucking masterpiece on porcelain…"

"Is that the Virgin Mary?"

"Damn straight."

"I like the way you work."

by brosof1580 August 23, 2010

tiersa

Extremely attractive girl that loves to give head

" Where you with tiersa last night?"
" Yeah she gave me hella head"

by Ohofcorseidotht March 14, 2017

Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

The New York Times

The definition of fake news.

The New York Times is a great source of fake news!

by Yeyeeeee123 December 19, 2019

Medieval Times

a place in Buena Park Ca, on Beach Blvd where you pay a whole bunch of money to eat shitty food, drink expenisve, shitty mixed drinks, and watch a bunch of fake ass knights, on small ass horses, compete in tournament games, in hopes of winning the princesses heart. Oh yeah, and dont cheer for the red knight, he always loses.

Nah, just kidding, its fun, and if you go, make sure you call your server "farm boy"

while walking out of the show at "medieval times" I told dan i was going to run him through with my flag.

by rob $ April 13, 2005