When your .50 blows a hole in your throat and you have to shove your thumb in it to keep from bleeding out of your jugular
by SteamedHams99 May 20, 2021

The nuns went back to the children's hospital with smiles. But behind the building in the alley, some crack ho's were taking Joe thumb.
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That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.
by ldf13 July 5, 2011

by Too So Cray September 11, 2013

by William Deighton April 26, 2011

by Brad Nips April 13, 2022
