What Are Those?

adj: a rhetorical question when someone is referring to your shoes that no one wears or only people who don't have style wear.
noun:Crocs, Plastic Jordan's, Off brand Kds, Slippers, Chaclas, and ANY THING BEFORE 2000

Popular kid: Hey geek I have really important question to ask you.
Geek: what is----
Popular kid:WHAT ARE THOSE? *points to sketchers* out of date, no one wears except actors who humiliate themselves by advertising it

by Creator of What Are Those December 18, 2016

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

What are those!?!

An old joke

This "what are those!?! " joke is so old that Jesus called it old

by Pikachu_girl July 15, 2017

what are those!!

a vine that started in 2015 and still popular now like GTA 5 when point at someone crusty ass shoes and say what are thoseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stephen curry: shoe game on fleek Russel Westbrook: *looks at under armours* what are those!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by really niggga guy November 15, 2017

What are those

A sentence that describes a pair of footwear that lookes ridiculous

Hey john what are those

by Lord coolness January 27, 2019

you one of those

A person that can be lame at times or be a goofy. Usually names start with a T, C, M P.
They are big phone heads BTW.

Conor my boy , you one of those !

by Bartolemuo April 18, 2019

one of those days

when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.

"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."

by Krkič July 29, 2019