when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?
Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson
Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson
Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010
Get the he pulled a petersonmug. He's my sister
by Dankius max February 23, 2019
Get the He's my sistermug. "Hey, dude, I heard you went on a date with a trans guy. You get any?"
"Yeah, man, I tore that he/him pussy up!"
"Yeah, man, I tore that he/him pussy up!"
by anonymous August 6, 2021
Get the he/him pussymug. A reference to a funny animation from fat-pie.com. Spoken when someone that looks like a creepy stalker/molester is spotted. Characterized by long face, balding and blond, long mysterious coat, glasses, and at least 45 years of age. Hands in pockets are a plus if tallying for points, as are balloons and candy giveaways. Also used as a code phrase if said "Morgan" is within earshot and you can't say "That guy is creepy".
Holy crap, man, that's one of the best "He is called Morgan"s I've seen this month, over there, by the park bench.
by DjMisprint June 3, 2005
Get the he is called morganmug. He/him lesbians refer to lesbians who use he/him pronouns despite the two categories being conflicting of one another.
Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
person a) “he/him lesbians are harmful as they invalidate both lesbians and trans men.”
person b) “period!”
person b) “period!”
by dykepatrol January 1, 2021
Get the he/him lesbiansmug. Psycho Dad: *Breaks Ps5*
McJuggernuggets: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mom: Jeff, why did you break that???
Psycho Dad: He disrespected me.
McJuggernuggets: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mom: Jeff, why did you break that???
Psycho Dad: He disrespected me.
by Skyrim550 June 27, 2022
Get the He disrespected memug. When thin guy fits into a small space between two walls and gets told of by a fat guy for being stupid.
by Mrs.Smile--Geography*grr* July 23, 2009
Get the He Can't Fit Inmug.