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milk and yogurt

very tasty and suitable for lactose intolerant people because these have tons of maltose. milk and yogurt
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
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Salted Yogurt

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.
by Hdheje October 30, 2019
mugGet the Salted Yogurtmug.

Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.
Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.
by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024
mugGet the Yogurt Parfaitmug.

yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …
Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .
by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024
mugGet the yogurt yodelermug.

Curdles dog yogurt

If you milked a dog, and then made the milk into yogurt, you have dog yogurt.
Some people can actually cuddle dog yogurt.
Bitch, you so ugly you curdles dog yogurt!

Or

Yo Bitch, yo’ snatch looks like it filled wid curdled dog yogurt! An’ it curdling fast yo’!
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
mugGet the Curdles dog yogurtmug.

Wet yogurt

Someone who is a bit of a wanker and very full of themselves
Fucking hell don’t you reckon that tony from love island is a total wet yogurt?
by wastemannn251 September 2, 2020
mugGet the Wet yogurtmug.

Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
mugGet the Yogurt Malemug.

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