A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.
It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.
by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020
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Wetherspoons bar staff: Hello sir, what can I get you?
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.
Dave: I’ll have a pint of Wife Beater please.
by Lime March 4, 2019
Get the Wife Beater mug.Soon-Tobe-EX Wife = Stex = Stex-Wife. It is deplorable that the English language has a well trodden word for “Soon-to-Wife i.e. Fiancé, but no word to describe the opposite i.e. Soon-Tobe-EX wife, or STEX-wife or simple Stex. It’s not the same as separated. “Stex” describes the period after separation, and prior to actual divorce.
“My Stex-Wife and I have argued about everything except the important stuff like money and child- and puppy-custody.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
“No - I cant see you tomorrow; my stex is dropping off the kids at my place.”
by Adanny100 February 26, 2023
Get the stex-wife mug.Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.
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Get the sext-wife mug.A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.
I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.
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