Bum status

bum status A person that says they always broke but have money

Bum status always coming around when you broke but spending money everywhere else bum status

by Luke Russell AKA voiceless sky January 3, 2019

Boner status

When something has reached the status of being awesome and/or causing a boner.

(During a night of drunken madness) Mackenzie, the cake you made is boner status!

by RSKYTASTIC April 3, 2010

Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 12, 2011

Status quovid

Adhering to the minimum requirements mandated by one's local government regarding Covid.

Dude: "hey man u need a mask in here."
Dude 2: <pulls wrinkled up stained mask out of pocket> "relax I'm status quovid"

by mister delicious January 27, 2022

Textbook Status

a status of such a person who's "work/free soul/passion"lands in an educational textbook.

The below example is a conversation between two people.

"Did you hear about Jim?"-A

"no i did not"-B

"he just hit Textbook Status!"-A

"wow that's great! good for him.."-B

"yea it covers thermodynamics quite well from what i hear"-A

by Textbook Status October 16, 2010

Green Status

You are in a green status when you are always available in corporate systems of communications such as Skype for Business, Lync, ... while other people think you are working hard.

Also, you are in a green status when you are paid to not doing nothing while your boss think you are working hard.

"Green status?"
"Always"

"No meetings?"
"Green status. Always"

by MdB29071988 November 21, 2016

statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017