ralph special

Alcoholic drink ordered at high end and dive bars. Always 6 shots Jameson, 1 shot ginger ale, 6 ice cubes, served in a pint glass. Always priced under $10 and always well tipped on... win:win for both parties, your liver is the only loser.

Dude 1: “Let’s get smashed tonight dude!”
Dude 2: “How... I’ve only got $28?”
Dude 1: “Perf let’s grab 2 Ralph specials and we’ll be good for the night”
Dude 2: “Last time we did that I woke up in the neighbors yard... fuck it I’m in”

Bartender: “What’ll it be gentlemen?”
Dude 1&2: “Two Ralph Specials my man and keep the change”
Bartender: “Oh... you boys are in for a fucking nuts night”
Dude 1&2: “Excellent”

by Korbin Dalla$ May 20, 2018

Nottingham Special

"The Nottingham Special" - is when you are engaged in fingering a woman with the same speed and dexterity as when you type maliciously on your keyboard, it is however not as effective as other techniques as "The Shocker" or "The Fingerblaster"

The origin to Nottingham is due to Robin Hood once having his fingers in the rich woman's pockets when stealing from the rich to the poor.

Luke: God I can't wait to give my bird the good ol Nottingham Special.

by ChrisRawks April 3, 2017

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

Katie Special

All of the food you can imagine in one place at one time.
Like an Italian version of Tapas

I'm starving, let's have a Katie Special

by Flannel working hard March 20, 2019

JS special

When someone licks your asshole or you licking someone else's.

Dude I gave my girl the JS special last night

by daggummmm23 July 24, 2016

Cambodian Special

When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.

Why does this rice taste salty?

Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!

by Cambodiaman September 12, 2018

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022