The act of taking a poop, in which you know you pooped, however, there is nothing in the toilet bowl to flush except the bum wipe.
by Poohzie May 27, 2009
Get the Mystery Poopmug. by Quarter-life Crisis January 15, 2015
Get the Dick Poopmug. early one morning, Timothy took a noticeably low-volume crap, and then flushed and washed his hands. A few minutes later he realized it was an Opera Poop—one that required a second and possibly a third visit to the toilet.
by Uncle Joosie June 27, 2017
Get the Opera Poopmug. The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
by Turk and JD February 27, 2009
Get the The Poop and Shootmug. by Bella11805 March 2, 2017
Get the Poopmug. Poop asthma is a condition that effects millions of Americans every year, including Justin Bieber.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
Poop asthma is a condition that sprads bactiria that infects the poop in your butt. This causes it to become very dry and it makes your butt try to inhale and exhale air to make it less dry. It makes your butthole expand and close in rapidly causing asthma in your butthole.
Poop asthma can eventually spread to your brain through your blood vessels. This is what causes dirty thoughts.
by gabey wabey October 9, 2020
Get the Poop asthmamug. An all purpose expression to be used when you just don’t know what to say or to yell at random folks as you drive by them with your car windows open.
“Hey Talon, any ideas of what we should make for dinner tonight?” “I don’t know Blake, but POOP IS A GENIUS!!”
by Mcgokes November 16, 2020
Get the Poop is a geniusmug.