Jungle Drip

When you fuck a dirty dumpster whore an hour after meeting her and within 3 days you have a funky green drip from your penis hole. (and maybe scaly crusty dick-skin)

Hey Josh, I told you not to fuck that nasty bar-whore Jen last weekend. I bet you've got the Jungle Drip now.

by HeyGurl6060 January 8, 2010

Jungle glider

Glider is reference to the space where your ass cheeks meet and jungle is used when refereing to an abundance of hair. Therefore jungle glider would be the space between your ass and is also very hairy.

I was running my penis through this girls glider and boy let me tell you, she had a bad case of the jungle glider.

Look at that girl over there with her pants hanging down, you can see she has got a case of the jungle glider.

by J-tweezy June 24, 2005

Jungle Boner

An STD caused by having intercourse in the jungle, specifically in a muddy or grassy area, that forms green vines wrapped around the penis.

Dude, that black girl was hot an all, but she gave me jungle boner.

by Bismo Funyuns October 2, 2013

jungle fuck

chick with flinstone feet
egyption chridtmas
a black jew
porch monkey with curly hair
a nigger that studders like philip niles
a goofy bahemeath bitch

often used when shouting at people on the side of the road

hey look at that jungle fuck on that porch

by sam aldinger April 21, 2008

Jungle Booty

A big ole booty
The equivalence of seeing women in a sundress in the summertime

“Godddamn! You see Monica over there with that Jungle Booty in that loincloth?”

“ Rihanna got that Jungle Booty, sheeshhhhhh!”

by Laughing_creed November 17, 2019

Jungle running

the sport of running down a road without touching the ground, using cars, lamps, telephone poles, fences and anything else you come across

Fabio and Taylor were Jungle running all the way home last night from the bar

by hutchz March 12, 2011

Jungle Jerk

The partaking of masturbation when in a Jungle environment.

Can't wait to get to the Amazon so I can get my Jungle Jerk on

by JungleJerk August 13, 2011