Telder-vision

Every show for elders. such as Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, The Price is Right, and numerous soap operas.

Boy: "Sorry man, i couldn't come over. my grandma was making me watch Telder-Vision."

by zen0n September 4, 2010

Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

sticky vision

an annoying inside joke that no one knows the real meaning behind.

All my friends strive for sticky vision, but i am alone on my couch tonight.

by TomBRadyisgod September 14, 2022

Psychomantic Vision

Equally true to Clairaudience

Astral hearing, same as hearing and seeing from the physical plane.

The psychomantic vision is powerful in this young starsprout.

by Adam Rhys Campbell November 15, 2020

gaming vision

When you've been gaming for hours on end. So much that when you look at real life things, the outlines are highlighted.

Man I've been gaming for so long, I think I've got permanent gaming vision.

by Geetaaz July 26, 2014

dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches

did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020