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philosophical stoner

Believing that you can figure out complex things that you couldn't when you're sober. Very mental, and deep about everything, very creative thinkers while high.
by Just259 September 9, 2013
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stoner jacket

A jacket like a Baja Hoodie (Drug Rug) that people who smoke weed use to smoke in. This is mainly due to the fact that it's basically a blanket hoodie, that absorbs a lot of the odor/smoke.
Jaiden and I got hella high high this weekend, and my Stoner Jacket reeks!!
by HeavyWeightJaneSmoker May 8, 2014
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Stoner Word

A word you create when you are stoned or high. Pockage is a stoner word.
"Hey man, we partied so hard last night, and came up with the best Stoner Word!"
by Kelli & Morgan June 23, 2008
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Stoner column

A stoner column is a long growth of hair from the chin not atypical of male stoners. It is basically a goatee without the mustache.
That dude I smoked with at the party has a stoner column that goes down to his waist.
by Benjamin C. September 15, 2008
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skibby stoner

Someone who smokes because they do not conform to popular society. They sometimes try to smoke with other smokers but are normally made fun of during the process.
Jay and Silent Bob, they even get called skibby stoners in Strike Back,
by hack_axle December 9, 2008
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Pocket Stoner

Someone who always has weed in their pockets, and smokes on it all day, no matter where they are.
Guy 1: "Dude, you wanna get high right here in the auditorium? I brought some weed with me."

Guy2: "Man you're such a pocket stoner. But yes, yes I would like to smoke the stickiest of the icky with you."
by Sac_static December 9, 2013
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Stoner dreams

The ideas and plans which stoners make while high, often never carried out due to forgetting or laziness.
Example of stoner dreams:

Kevin: "Hey Ron, we should make a movie about a stoner dude who time travels to the past and people think he's Jesus"
Ron: Yeah dude, awesome idea, we will, one day"

20 Years Later...
no movie
by El Dude Brother October 18, 2013
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