by RedFinger221 January 24, 2024

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."
2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

Referring to the abomination that the QCAA disguised as a maths methods exam, to the methods students of 2022. RIP our atars. #loweringthebellcurve
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by Unanimous monster August 29, 2025

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.
Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.
by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

When you impregnate a women out of wedlock - wait months tell anyone. Then announce the fetus and propose at gun point.
by Randy the Reaper April 22, 2023

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