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nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.
“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”
by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023
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Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions
Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
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The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early
I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.
by gratepatch October 15, 2023
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Laced Method

To completely run through and or jump an opponent. To ensue victory by any means necessary even sacrificing an ally the gank must be won.
Doxxiana is mad cause he got hit with the laced method, ez 5 bars gank me again son

This guy must not know the laced method, i say we flood and show him

what is 1's?
by Deadcrayz May 13, 2024
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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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Method 6

Fiend slang for the sexual act of inserting a rod into ones urethra (especially that of a mans). Used commonly by Homosexuals, Thugs, and self proclaimed "BBC Fiends".

Term likely originates from Gay Pornography or a popular online porn gif of an elderly man inserting a metal rod into his penis labeled "method 6".

Similar to the act of Urethral Sounding, but termed specifically towards men.
Gay Man 1: Hello fellow fiends, I'm having a hard time ejaculating to Homosexual Pornography and African American Penises, should I apply Method 6?

Gay Man 2: Yes, Method 6 is my personal favorite for the act of fiending. May I join in your thug hunting session? I really would enjoy indulging in Homosexual activity.
by DefineGhetto November 26, 2023
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African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”

You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
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