Business Kink

The strong desire to bang people you do business with, and generally mixing business and pleasure.

My Business Kink gotz me propositioning all kindza bishez to my business bed.

by NatAtNight May 25, 2024

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017

ginger kink

when you like gingers…wtf is wrong with you.

“what do you mean you like his ginger hair? you must have a ginger kink fr”

by schneewittchen March 19, 2023

Velo kink

The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.

Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"

by Autistick September 2, 2022

football kink

where the person uses football during seggs

'Have you heard Zak has a football kink? Darcy said.

'No surprise' replied ems

by chaeyoungsangel August 12, 2021

butt plug kink

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someone putting a object up your buttyhole. and it’s a kink. it’s a butt plug kink

by hehsjbejejdbehwisi February 14, 2022

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019