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Cactus's'

cac·tus·is
ˈkaktəs/is
noun
succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.
That's alot of cactus's' growing there on the baby cactus farm, wow.
by Atowne August 15, 2016
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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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cactus boi

your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.
"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"
by depressed cow December 9, 2019
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cactus bear

Best thing ever. Istg if you don't like it I will literally light you on fire.
Hey do you like cactus bear?

Uhh obviously!
by Fuckmeharderdaddywithadildo December 16, 2020
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Cactus Plant Flea Market

New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!

Bro what the fuck are you talking about
by TeleKamptiA October 8, 2022
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Man Cactus

Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".

Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
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