by Yucky Child Charmer February 10, 2020
1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.
2. Seed of a cactus.
2. Seed of a cactus.
by Kittune, Lord of Chickens January 03, 2016
A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle
by Brobacca May 15, 2011
Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 31, 2014
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 06, 2020
The dancing cactus is here
by dancing labron james September 29, 2017
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.
Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
by Cactibabe March 16, 2014