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previous tenant mischief

When the person who lived in your apartment before you moved in keeps the key then comes back shortly after you move in and steals small items of seemingly little consequence such as a pair of socks, camera memory card, package of hotdogs, or a pocket knife when plenty of things of much greater value are lying around. They may also leave a telltale sign that something is amiss such as leaving the light switch on, but turning the lamp off.
Aaron: Hey, Emily, were you in my room at all today?
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief
by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010
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fuck teacher

A teacher who hangs out with all the girls that act like they are 21.
"Oml that's the fuck teacher Mr.Samuels !

"Ik that teacher flirts with all the pretty girls"
by Oml people open your eyes February 11, 2017
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History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
by x•x June 11, 2020
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Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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The Best Teacher Ever

Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.

The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.

You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!

Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!

Teacher: ...

awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
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teacupped

1.The act of getting drunk
2. A slang work for getting drunk
yo man lets get teacupped

Man i was so teacupped last night
by tail_ler September 25, 2007
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tehachapi

Tehachapi. The largest truck stop in California. We have it all. The small cafes, no actual stores, cheap weed, and all the sluts and fuck boys.

Tehachapi is also known to be that one town in the middle of nowhere that no one can pronounce, but the high locals.
Jerry; What is the closest truck stop?
Jeni; A place call Tea-hat-che-pie? (Tehachapi)I'm not sure how it is pronounced.

Jerry; Sounds sketchy, let's keep going.
Jeni; Ok.
by HoodieGirl27 July 27, 2018
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