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Tard Truck

Any vehicle for picking up, driving, and dropping off retards.
I got behind a tard truck on my way to work and had to wait forever for a spaz to be loaded.
by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009
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Epi-Tard

The highest echelon of retardedness, given only to the very special.
Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
by konnor83 July 26, 2012
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T-Tard

A mentally incompetent; stupid, or dumb person.
Micah you are such a T-tard. I can believe you got caught cheating on the test!
by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018
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tard blocked

being kept apart from a goal from the actions of a less than intelligent person.
That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010
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R Tarded

Substitute for "..are retarded".

In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".

The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022
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fang-tard

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009
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Jerk Tard

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.

Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010
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