by daddy's little secret February 6, 2009

Jimmy enjoyed eating feces so to boost his health and gain atom bomb strength, only to be branded an Epi-Tard by his lesser challenged friends.
by konnor83 July 26, 2012

by ImTheRealNathan June 5, 2018

That lady just tard blocked me from getting a straw.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
The dorkatards working here are tard blocking my lunch.
by Br33zE February 17, 2010

Substitute for "..are retarded".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
In speech, one may occasionally say, "You are retarded".
The same can be said with, "You 'R Tarded'".
I watched, and just as drool left his lower lip he fell hard against the red brick steps.
I said, "You R Tarded."
I said, "You R Tarded."
by Attritionist March 17, 2022

n. Person who mistakenly thinks he is a vampire. Individual who dresses like Drakula to emulate a creature of the night.
Gatherings in which vampirism is the primary theme, and those attending are dressed like fang-tards.
by cHup_Acabra July 13, 2009

someone being a jerk and a retard unknowingly. randomly and innocently abusing other people out of sheer oblivion
Biff: Dude, check out this pic of this chick I'm stalking. It's on my facebook account.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
Pepe: Dude, you're a jerk tard. Now everyone knows you're trying to screw over your girlfriend, including her cause she can see your facebook posts.
by Big Toe Lover June 2, 2010
