Meat Trumpet

A tiny penis
A small wrinkled male organ

Coach Eli a.k.a Elias Melas loves playing with ODN's a.k.a Cole Cortner's shriveled little meat trumpet.

Eli can play with Cole Cortner's Meat Trumped like an all day sucker

Cole Cortner also likes getting Cucked by Elia Dimitri Melas

by Vyvyan Bastard January 5, 2025

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Trumpet

A Trump supporter.

Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?

by SunnyHybrid January 9, 2021

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Trumpet Concerto in E Flat

That one song from squid game season two. Plays when the players are in the lobby or what should I call it

Guy 1: Trumpet Concerto in E Flat is a melody.
Guy 2: I don't like E Flat.

by ChatGpt_Gibberish January 23, 2025

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Trumpet

Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.

1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.

2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.

by 5ickch33s3 January 1, 2017

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trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

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Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan

A Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan is a fan of Timmy Trumpet who loves his music and is willing to buy as much of Timmy's merch as they possibly can to show that they are a huge fan of Timmy Trumpet. Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are extreme die hard ride or die fans that love and support Timmy, almost no matter what, unless it comes to inappropriate things. Nevertheless, Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fans are ride or die, die hards that love and support Timmy.

I'm such a Timmy Fkn Trumpet Fan, I listen to all his music, in fact I only listen to Timmy's music.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

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