by Jim Smith UK October 15, 2019
A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
by Mrs. Hayden Christensen July 04, 2005
noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
by loonface August 11, 2009
by hooptie-ryder June 28, 2005
The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
by Nick2222323234324324324324 July 27, 2006
Tom Robinson is a character in the widely popular book "To Kill A Mockingbird." In the story, Robinson, an African American, is wrongly accused of raping the daughter of a man he caters to. Although his laywer comes up with enough evidence to prove that he could not have possibly raped the woman, he is convicted anyway and sentenced to death.
Most people use Tom Robinson in place of 'scapegoat' when an African American is involved in a blame, but it can be used as a verb.
Most people use Tom Robinson in place of 'scapegoat' when an African American is involved in a blame, but it can be used as a verb.
(n.)- Jake really stole the bike, but used Kareem as a Tom Robinson.
(v.)- "I Tom Robinsoned that shit."
(v.)- "I Tom Robinsoned that shit."
by Hacksaw Duggan October 06, 2006
An exceptionally shit actor (refer to his couch jumping antics on Oprah to prove that he loves Katie Holmes), and believes eating asparagus can keep influence from evil alien souls at bay (refer to scientology).
by omg!?!?!? August 12, 2005