Poor boys toy

The sudden realization of knowing you were so poor, that if you didn't wake up with boner in the morning, you had nothing to play with all day.

So, I heard johnny only had a poor boys toy to play with, since his family couldn't afford to buy him one.

by oneboredguard January 8, 2012

trip toy

a person who can't keep can not keep on their feet under the given circumstances. This person will trip and fall flat on their face regardless of the ease of the task at hanđ.

She would be a really good dancer, but she is a trip toy.

I was playing a game called Four Square, but I was such I a trip toy I was quickly replaced by somebody who was more foot-eye coordinated than I was.

by Ndnzfan January 28, 2018

Giant collapsing toy time

A group of massive, cum covered, 7’ 9”+ lesbians use 2’+ sized dildos and vibrators to please each other till each girl collapse and pass out from pleasure or pain

The video of the middle school volleyball team having giant collapsing toy time was so great and I was so hard till one of the players collapsed from blood loss as she didn’t tell the others she was on her period and had to be rushed into a hospital, dildo still inside to plug up the wound

by Indian Blowhole lover January 2, 2023

Toy Yoda

A misspelled version of a Japanese car manufacturer Toyota.

Me: Mom, can we have toy Yoda at home?
Mom: No, we have toy Yoda at home.
Toy Yoda at home:

by TheRefix August 8, 2023

Andy Toy Story

Nickname people put on people named “Andy.” He’s also the biggest simp, and has a crushes on Justin. Andy x Justin is a really good ship!

“Andy Toy Story is kinda mean ugh.”

by really hot person December 31, 2021

hate toy

Inhumane Treatment of a husband or Boyfriend durning times of insanity or menstrual cycle of ones wife or girlfriend.

Crystal must be upset today because she is treating Austin like her hate toy.

by Frostybigmo July 15, 2018

Toy Burglar

A toy burglar is someone who steals their parents sex toys for their own use.

Guy: Have you ever stole anything?
Girl: I mean I’m a toy burglar.

Guy:*confused*
Girl:Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by That One Annoying Booger August 8, 2019