A hairy Man bear pig who loves Drinking.His Crew accumalates of Joe Hyland,Matt Gallo a bitch named Dan Macaleer ,John McClernon,Nick Mustaro of Audobon,Jay Gallus.Steve Bonofiglia,and Collin Powell.They are just a bunch of party animals who love keystone light and girls.Tommy is known for his hairy ass chest,and his massive amount of "Hulk" anger.Tommy aslo has two two foot tumas on his two tangled toes.Overall tom is a all around good guy and friend
by Joey Fingas September 15, 2009
Get the Tom Deritismug. Myles Murphy: " One more drop of alcohol and I'd have been dead. "
Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.
Harry Drabble: " I drank 16 cans tonight "
Myles and Harry are both Occie Toms.
by Allo123 December 12, 2017
Get the Occie Tommug. by Jim Smith UK October 15, 2019
Get the Tom Ruddmug. A once good actor turned completely insane. He is now engaged to actress Katie Holmes (who looks like she's twelve but is still taller than him). Tom Cruise also VERY OPENLY practices scientology. Scientologists, I'm convinced, are trying to TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE. I mean seriously, anything started and made popular in LA has to be frigged up. They have schools, and art classes, and buildings. ITS FRIGHTENING!!! How can you have a "religion" based off of a sci-fi novel anyway???? It makes no sense.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
But really, he had a list of all the single actresses in Hollywood that he could go out with. Katie Holmes was at the end of the list. A girl has to have some pride.
"Oh my God. When she saw Brad Pitt, she went all Tom Cruise and started jumping up and down on my couch. GAWD. Now we need to get new upholstery."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
"Poor Batman, he has to kiss Mrs. Tom Cruise."
"YOU SHOW EM, TOM. KICK SOME ALIEN ASS! Ooh wait...nevermind you got sucked up into the ship..."
by Mrs. Hayden Christensen July 16, 2005
Get the tom cruisemug. noun.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
1. A form of narration: A story (usually a personal recount) that has a large build up, but doesn't go anywhere. Or, if it does go anywhere, it's nowhere worth going.
2. Used in a derogatory form (best delivered with extreme sarcasm and/or ) about a subject to express to someone that you don't care about what they are talking about.
Tom: "Oh- this awesome thing happened to me the other day, right- so I went to the shop, right."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
*pause*
All: "... riiiight?"
Tom: "Yeah, I was at the shop. And there was gum on some dude's shoe."
All: "That was such a Tom Story."
by loonface August 11, 2009
Get the Tom Storymug. by hooptie-ryder July 8, 2005
Get the tom cruisemug. The guy who created an entire website for teens to keep in touch instead of using e-mail or cell phones. (We all know actual real life contact ceased some time ago.)
by Nick2222323234324324324324 July 26, 2006
Get the Myspace Tommug.