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Thompsonism

(tom-sin-ism): n. Someone who thinks at the utmost derpy levels of the human brain, whilst simultaneously speaking the human translated dialect of bird. Additional attributes may include, but are not limited to, subtle moaning sounds, strong attachment to drama, pokemon, extreme obsession with Dave Matthews Band, internet surfing, and can often be found perching on furniture like a vulture or in the fetal position. Habits include overthinking, ceramics, and piano playing. Physical appearance may allude to but falsely advertise being severely 'baked' (see 'stoned').
A Thompsonism smolder resembles 'Crush' from Finding Nemo

A Thompsonism perching resembles 'L' from Death Note
by aeilyta October 21, 2011
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Topped Out

When you're sucking a dick and the dick hits the back of your throat
That blonde pole monkey with the pretty blue eyes topped out on my dick and choked
by Matt Reese March 28, 2015
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thapping

The sound produced from a penis being slapped on top of a bald person's head
Your head is perfect for thapping
by Zlowter April 5, 2019
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Makeila Thompson

A cool, outgoing, AWESOME person. She is the best friend anyone could have and is the coolest person and really good looking. Love her with your life and treat her well. She is GREAT at errrthing she does, and is always there for you.
Lady Gaga, the Millionares, errrone, Makeila Thompson
by Juancanator November 3, 2011
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Muddy Mountain Topper

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.
She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.
by Majio June 16, 2011
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Table-topping

Sexual position. Starting off in doggy-style, an overweight male takes his partner from behind and rests his gut on top of her back, like placing an object on a table. Lubrication may be added if desired.
Mate i table-topping the shit out of that bird last night....she took it like a bitch.
by ROFLMFAO2009 August 23, 2009
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Thorp

Someone who has been twice pushed in a bush while peeing and urinated on themselves and also peed on the police Cheifs lawn and was put into a headlock and was beat up by the Police Chief. WHAT PUSSY
Thorps a Drunk Moron
by Doug Horn May 22, 2004
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