Alex Jones

A slang word for Mutt, also known as dog. Used as an offensive word as it is a low form of social status.

"He licked some chicks shoulder, what an alex jones!"

by jacetheace3 September 15, 2009

Vitsnicker Jones

A generic name given to a Russian girl who has attempted to become Americanized by changing her name and exhibiting promiscuous behavior.

Now that she's here at Syracuse instead of Moscow, Irina has become such a Vitsnicker Jones. She changed her name and she hooked up with Steve and Trey.

by Ted Lindemunder November 5, 2005

ronnie jones

Complete Badass;Also known as completely amazing
see also amazing,awesome

Ronnie Jones is a badass

by Ronnie4344 June 2, 2008

Mac Jones

The greatest quarterback in Patriots history and also the man your wife thinks about during sex

You: *fucking your wife and thinking about how good the Patriots are*

Your wife: “Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeahhhhhhh. Mac Jones would be better but you’re alright sweetie. I sure do love how sexy Michael McCorkle Jones is”

by Mac Jones Enjoyer December 10, 2021

austin jones

A fuqboi who likes to act confused 24/7 gas no life and sucks positivity out of people to make himself feel better.

He also has a tiny wanker.

Austin jones, has no life.

by Ihav3nolif3101 April 14, 2017

Mumkey Jones

A youtuber known for shitposting and being so edgy especially in this current year politically correct climate. The main joke of his internet presence is that he is never funny, entertaining, or interesting but thousands of people still follow him. Mumkey only uses the same 5 jokes, The Woah Im' Being So Edgy Right Now Joke, The I'm Depressed Joke, The Suicide Joke, The This Joke That Mumkey Isn't Being Funny.

My Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GDB060PU8&index=1&list=PLLRvgGuJX1Wi3yN5uDelW7I_wsJJwIG4F

"I'm depressed" - Mumkey Jones

by Mumkey Jones January 1, 2018

Danny Jones

Lead Guitarist/singer of McFLY This 5'10, Brown Haired 20 year old Is dating Mercedes. He likes dogs, and it content on singing "Gomena Jia Jia Apollo Jia jia, Gomenda Jia jia." Also every friday night he does Danny's Disco. :) He actually did stay on a room on the 3rd floor, hence the song name. And he'd like to nip Ferne.

Mercedes is really lucky to have Danny Jones in her life!

by Mechanical Maids December 31, 2006