Giant Clam

A fat pussy that produces a camel toe at a higher frequency than normal pussies.

That bitch's giant clam gives her camel toe even in sweat pants.

Nastia Lukin got a giant clam.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

disco clam

To be woken up early in the morning in a state of complete confusion

I woke up in a disco Clam!

by Kelso Butterworth May 30, 2008

Drain the Clam

Slang for Female Urination.

Katie: "Hey Teresa, you ready for another beer?"

Teresa: " Yea, I just need to Drain the Clam first."

by Davis December 30, 2003

clam-hat

Clitoris

Her clam-hat is red and swollen

by janet and tom October 07, 2003

Bearded Clam

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

by wayfarer87 May 11, 2010

Clam Stamp

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"

Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.

by Lady Godsmack September 04, 2010

afro clam

Female sex organ:vagina/pussy

The gynecologist pried open the afro clam with his speculum

by Your Mom's Box July 21, 2003