April 5th

National poopoo day

hey can I rub poopoo on your face
No!
but its April 5th
fine

by pizza crumbs April 24, 2021

December 5th

Today every man with a fat ass is open to vulnerable to being spanked, wedgied, and grabbed. Once you have finished pulling someone’s undies to the sky and giving them a nice spank on the butt, you can sit back and relax because there is nothing they can do about it. Have fun.

It’s December 5th, happy national men with fat ass day.

by Popincorn December 4, 2023

July 5th

The day to tell others how you feel. You have to be honest about it. Tell them if you hate them, love them, want them back.

Yooo it's July 5th, time to tell Betty I want her back.

by AelinGalathynius July 5, 2022

December 5th

National Ignore your boyfriend day!

On this day, you need to ignore your boyfriend. That means don’t stare at them and don’t communicate. (No texting/notes.) No hugging, kissing, (etc.)

If you’re a Single Pringle, ignore your crush or maybe a close friend.

Legend has it, if you last a whole 24 hours you will have good luck on Dec 9

My boyfriend came up to me, so I turned around and walked away because it was sadly December 5th.

by IeatPsata December 4, 2019

May 5th

National praise Oscar Webster day

You:hey Oscar Webster you are very handsome and nice

Oscar Webster: thank you very much

You: Oscar Webster you are my favourite

Oscar Webster: yes

May 5th

by The sigma rizz May 3, 2024

November 5th

The day short (5’4 & under) people are allowed to kick there tall guy friends in the nuts. But there’s a twist of the short person says there going to kick the tall person in the nuts but don’t do it the short person has to do anything the tall person says for 24 hours :))

Short girl: hey ****** guess what day it is

Tall male friend: what day

Short girl: November 5th

Tall male friend: fu*k, but if you don’t go through with kicking me in the nuts you are my minion for 24 hrs

by Iheart.hot.sons November 2, 2021

November 5th

5th November is April fools V2

November 5th APRIL FOOLES SUCKERS

by gingko12345 November 5, 2020