Tactical Dad

A suburban or rural man who stockpiles guns and dresses like a weekend warrior, to live out a fantasy where he defends the homeland or his family from imaginary enemies.

Invariably overweight and unfit for actual military service, Tactical Dad dresses himself in tattoos, t-shirts, and vehicle stickers that imply a hair-trigger violent response to any stimulus his terrified, childlike psyche finds threatening.

Self-assured in his opinions, Tactical Dad often takes to Twitter to own the snowflakes and show them what's what. His avatar invariably has him in sunglasses and a hat, piloting a truck or boat.

No, Jerry was never in the Marines. He's just a Tactical Dad. You can tell by the goatee.

by Temperate Patriot August 20, 2019

Tacklmacain

A fictional biological weapon with a really questionable name from the game: "The Sniper 2" that makes the victim exposed to it fall ill and suffer physiological breakdown within ten days.

Harry Spencer: Tacklmacain, a secret biological weapon developed somewhere in America that makes the victim fall ill and suffer a physiological breakdown within ten days.

Stanley: Damn son, that's pretty crazy yo!... but... what's with that wack ass name dawg?.

Harry Spencer: ...

by Tacklmacain November 8, 2020

keita tachibana

Keita Tachibana is 1/3 of the popular Japanese boyband w-inds. Born 16/18/85, he is most known for his good looks and amazing vocal range. Keita recently debuted solo with a song named Michisirube of which he wrote the lyrics himself. His passions include playing piano & guitar, soccer, singing, eating meat and working out. Keita has said he dislikes slutty girls who wear clothes that reveal all, speed dating and untidiness.

"...and Keita Tachibana was looking all gorgeous and oozing smex at the concert"

by Mrs Tachibana September 22, 2008

marketing tacos

When a girl walks around with the zipper of her pants pulled down. This is the female equivalent of selling hotdogs.

Ania didn't know why Jason kept staring at her pants until she looked down and realized that she was marketing tacos.

by Mike Payne March 24, 2008

Fishtown Taco

Taking a deuce in a snatch hole while diddling with a U-lock

those girls had a fourpack of fishtown tacos with their PBR and half-bats

by Pirate Phil September 15, 2010

whole taco

The act of licking a the entire females crack from the top of her ass, underneath and up to the top of her vagina.

Dude that chick is so hot I would lick her whole taco!

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 12, 2016

TTC Tactics

When you get rammed and end up being eliminated sooner than MaikyThatNoob

Lucky with da TTC Tactics doe.

by MaikyThatNoob February 20, 2021